THE DRAMA QUEEN:

1) The conversation is always ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. Nothing anyone else says is as important as what the QUEEN is talking about.

2)The QUEEN will have syscophants.

3)The QUEEN will take it upon herself to be in everyone's business but get annoyed when someone is in hers

.4) The QUEEN will constantly try to bait others into fighting with her and then play the wide-eyed-innocent victim card.

5) The QUEEN will act as is she has far more important things to do... when in reality... her life is nothing more than a sad collection of guys (or maybe girls) she's fucked, paying attention to her, only because she easy. The QUEEN will hide this from everyone as best she can, but she's really just a transparent little girl.

6) The QUEEN doesn't care about anyone, truthfully, but herself. She'll greet you with air-kisses, but she's hiding a knife behind her back.

7) The QUEEN probably thinks this blog entry is about her.

8) The QUEEN loves to talk about other people behind their backs. If she tells you something about someone else, rest assured she's probably said something about you to them.

9) The QUEEN thinks that everything that happens to her in her life is the biggest deal ever... "Oh my god, my life is so terrible, everything has gone to shit, waaaaaah waah waaaah... look at me... I'm so pathetic, Pity me...I have a broken nail."

10) The QUEEN will do anything to have everyone's attention.. that includes the aforementioned backstabbing, but also lying... Don't think The QUEEN is really your friend, because she isn't... she's just keeping you around because she thinks you might be useful to her cause... which is being the center of attention.


If you come across The QUEEN, your best bet is to be polite. If The QUEEN tries to engage you beyond a courteous "Hello." Run away, as fast as you can, backwards. Because The QUEEN will only stab you in the BACK.