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Thursday, 18 June 2009 @ 14:20

darling i'll bathe your skin, i'll even wash your clothes

Candy- Paolo Nutini

J.J. Abrams is STEALING MY SOUL. How can this one man be such a genius. I mean, come on, Star Trek? Lost? (Yes, Rosie has turned me into a "Lostie") That guy is on a ROLL. Lost is driving me crazy. When episode 17 of season 3 didn't load yesterday, I almost had a WoW Freakout. Not quite like this guy: But I was pretty upset. :(

Sorry Michael Bay, Transformers 2 was shit. Scrap metal, literally. No more, dear God, no more. It is a movie for pyromaniacs, speed junkies and anyone looking for gratuitous soft pornography, more specifically of Megan Fox. Who is just stupidly hot. (Disclaimer: I am straight. Really.) So maybe she can't act to save her life, she cries well and she looks good. Surely that's enough. You'd think someone like her would have some incredibly good-looking boyfriend, but NO. She's going out with the dude from the Sarah Connor Chronicles. WUT. On a scale of 1-10 of Hollywood attractiveness he's like a 3. She is a 12. The world has gone crazy. Back to the movie, it was just giant hunks of metal being thrown across the room, and how the flip are we supposed to tell which are the good and bad transformers, when some of them dont have specific colours, and are just silver? I am a self-confessed pyromaniac, and the explosions in the film were GREAT. But seriously, you cant base a movie on dynamite. 1 star. The only reason it has a star at all is cause Megan Fox is in it. Even though she had the cringiest lines in the history of ever.

Know what else I hate? People on YouTube who ask "wat song is dis?" or "omg, how did you do dis?" My salvation is the other YouTubers who politely point out that they should "READ THE MORE INFO. TAB YOU BRAINLESS FUCKER." I also hate people who type like dyslexics with a window open on urbandictionary. "DnT b sT00p!d, ! dNt T@lK lYk d@t." I wish I could pull all their fingernails off.

I have fallen (yet again), but this time for the FOLLOWILLS. A family of geniuses, I promise you. Can you imagine their christmas holidays? I want to become a member of that family. I would do anything. Marriage. Adoption. ANYTHING. You can't deny it, they're one gifted (and horribly attractive) family.

Seven things I plan to do before I die:

  1. Learn to play piano and drums.
  2. Go to Mecca.
  3. Learn as many languages as humanly possible.
  4. Invent something.
  5. Write a REALLY good song.
  6. Fall in love.
  7. See the Northern Lights.

Seven things I can do:

  1. Listen to music.
  2. Read.
  3. Be the laziest person to ever exist.
  4. Trip on flat, stable surfaces.
  5. Watch Supernatural alone, at night, in the dark.
  6. Make a flower with my tongue.
  7. Paint my nails terribly.

Seven things I cannot do:

  1. Make decisions fearlessly.
  2. Be completely confident.
  3. See other people's mucus without throwing up.
  4. Tab Blue by David Lichens.
  5. Understand the majority of the female population's attraction to George Clooney.
  6. Appreciate the PussyCat Dolls.
  7. Respect Speidi.

Seven things I find attractive in others:

  1. Humour
  2. Striking eyes
  3. Height
  4. A nice laugh and smile
  5. Strong jaw ( :P )
  6. Nice arms
  7. Kindness

Seven things I say most often:

  1. Omg.
  2. I don't mind.
  3. WHAT?! WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT?
  4. Dude, you should listen to/watch (insert band/movie here)
  5. Awesome. :)
  6. FAIL.
  7. LOL.

Seven celebrity crushes:

  1. Jensen Ackles
  2. Chris Pine
  3. Jared/Caleb/Matthew Followill
  4. Jon McLaughlin
  5. Josh Holloway
  6. Chris Marquette
  7. Jay Baruchel.

An Cailin

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