Watched HSM3 last night, and honest-to-god, it wasn't as terribly embarassing (for the actors) as I expected. So Ching and I were peeing ourselves laughing most of the time, but generally, it was TRUCKLOADS better than bloody Hairspray. God, this is embarassing. I was genuinely entertained. Though when or if you go and watch it, be careful at the VERY beginning. Really, the VERY first shot. HORRIFYING.
I love this movie. LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS. I think I'm just gonna go and watch it again. And maybe again. And again. IN BRUGES. You'll recognise the girl, she's Fleur from the HP movies. And Colin Farrell is ADORABLE. The amount of times I LOL'd, made me LOL. Ohh, the amount of quotes from that movie!!
Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
Ray: What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!
Ken: Ray...Ray, come on. Let's go.
Ray: Fuck off, Ken. They're filming midgets.
Harry: [
to wife] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
Ray: Back off, shorty!
Jimmy: You don't know karate!
[
Ray karate chops Jimmy's neck]
Ray: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
Harry: [
to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow I believe, Ken, that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite...a dwarf.
Ray: [
beating a tourist that he believes to be American] That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin' cunt!
Ray: I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello.
Chlo: Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
Ray: What's that?
Ray: Um, horse tranquilizer.
Ray: Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that?
Chlo: I sold it to him.
Ray: You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
Ray: I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloe. I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle. That's different. That's self-defense, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally, Chloe.
Ken: [
about Ray] Harry, he's definitely gone.
Harry: You realize there are no bowling alleys in Bruges.
Ken: I realize that, Harry. The boy wanted to have a look anyway.
Harry: What are they going to have? A medieval fucking bowling alley?
Ray: Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
[
pause]
Ray: Do you believe in all that stuff, Ken?
Ken: About Tottenham?
Labels: in bruges high school musical 3
Watched HSM3 last night, and honest-to-god, it wasn't as terribly embarassing (for the actors) as I expected. So Ching and I were peeing ourselves laughing most of the time, but generally, it was TRUCKLOADS better than bloody Hairspray. God, this is embarassing. I was genuinely entertained. Though when or if you go and watch it, be careful at the VERY beginning. Really, the VERY first shot. HORRIFYING.
